Saturday, May 21, 2011

End of The World. Two People. ME. Sarah. This is our plan. This is our plan. We don't know what else to say!

Update May 22, 2011:
The Rapture did not happen. My wise mother sent me an email reminding me that Jesus himself said that no man knows the hour or day when Christ will return. I think that sums it up for the future- when another pastor claims he knows the date and time of the rapture. Not to fear. The Mayan have predicted the end of the world on December 21, 2012. So, stock up and get ready...again!

Well, it is 12:01 am, May 21, 2011. The Last Day of The World. Sarah has clean underwear (and good ones too) and I am dressed casually. Sarah has new sun glasses and I bought some Peach vodka. We are ready. If I go to the kitchen and don't return, then Sarah knows that she prayed to the wrong god. If she raptures, then I wi.<./aahhgghh...Sarah....can you see me?

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